Picks To Replace Sandy D O’Connor

July 6th, 2005 // 1 Comment

Apparently George W. Bush seems to be favoring Tom Cruise.

While most American’s tend to go for the obvious choices.

Among the top contenders for the job: Judge Judy, known to fans as the “ultimate truth machine,” Judge Joe Brown, “defender of womanhood, promoter of manhood,” and Judge Amy Gray, a single mother who left New York behind to become a Family Court Judge in Hartford, CT. Long-shot contenders: Navy Commander Harmon “Harm” Rabb, better known as JAG, and Judge Henry Roth, who sits on the nation’s Style Court.

My choice would have to be Harry T. Stone from Night Court. He was just plain nice.

BREAKING NEWS! President Bush to Pick Tom Cruise as O’Connor Successor [A Beastmarkets Daily Companion]
Most Americans Back Judge Judy, Joe Brown for Supreme Court [Swift Report]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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