99.9% Of People Still Don’t Care About Dina Manzo

Proving that math is not a Jersey housewife’s strong suit, Dina Manzo announced on Monday that she was leaving The Real Housewives of New Jersey mostly because of her castmate Danielle Staub and the ruckus she caused at a dinner party thrown by Manzo.

Just to make sure I don’t miss anything, let’s follow her equation for why she left the show: 99.9% was due to Danielle. Add .1% drama created by Danielle. That gives us a grand total of 100%.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t her reason for leaving 100% attributed to Danielle? I figured she was leaving .1% to embarrassment due to the fact her skin looks like mahogany wood on television but I guess that doesn’t bother her. See examples of said wood grain on the red carpet below at the TV Guide Magazine party.

Her full story will be in the issue of US Weekly that hits stands tomorrow. Best soundbyte: “I thought I signed on for a nice family show and it really turned in a different direction.” That’s how I felt once I started watching The Sopranos.