9 Celebs Who Rock Fugly Monokinis [PHOTOS]

March 29th, 2012 // 1 Comment

I don’t know why celebrities like Paris Hilton and Snooki have taken a shining to monokinis, but we need to put a stop to production.  I get that such a design looks sexy in a heavily photoshopped shoot, but to prance around the beach thinking you’re hot sh*t in one does everyone a disservice.

Ladies, stick to bikinis and one-pieces.  Heck, even wear a one-piece with cut-outs!  Monokinis accentuate the parts of our figures we’d really rather hide (unless we’re built like Hilton, whom I’m suprised isn’t walking around naked by this point).  Nothing’s as glamorous as a well-cut bathing suit or a flattering bikini.  Stay away from the monokini!!!

By Kelly Lynch

  1. Shauna Sand Leopard Monokini Beach
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    It’s already been reeelavd that George Stults is going to be playing Walter’s brother. I don’t think he should play his brother I think that’s a little too whatever for me. Geoff imo is the better actor. I’m really enjoying this show. I didn’t think Geoff could hack it; and boy can he. He’s perfect as Walter Sherman and his chemistry with Michael Clarke Duncan is perfect.

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