Leelee Sobieski Taunts Us With Black Spandex

April 18th, 2008 // 5 Comments

If it weren’t for the deathly serious facial expression Leelee Sobieski is wearing, I would have to assume she were joking with this outfit. But that face–it’s as if she’s purposely wearing such a awkward ensemble in order to provoke ridicule from the photographers, so that she can find an excuse to punch them in the head here on the red carpet.

Alicia Witt looks smoking in her red dress–like a brainy, less slutty Jessica Rabbit. Meanwhile, I can already tell from here that opening up the thumbnails of Al Pacino can only result in his tan, gaunt face and poofy swirl of hair (whose sole purpose is to distract from evidence of his face lifts) haunting my dreams.

Sadly, I can’t resist.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

See more photos from the ’88 Minutes’ premiere (LeeLee Sobieski, Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Ben McKenzie, William Forsythe, Deborah Kara Unger, Leah Cairns) after the jump.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Ruth

    Why are you being so negative about Leelee´s outfit? It´s actually real nice and she looks really good in it. I don´t understand your criticism because there´s nothing wrong with it. I even think she looks better than the one in the red dress. Too many red evening gowns makes the eye´s tired. Leelee looks amazing!!!

  2. mooshki

    That outfit is sure to put the dominatrix rumors to rest.

  3. bill

    I think Leelee looks beautiful and alicia looks like she is trying to hard. Leelee looks like a vixen.

  4. allison

    Are you kidding!?! Leelee looks hot and I loooove her outfit. Way more interesting and modern than the red dress. I think you need to reevaluate your call.

  5. cameron

    Leelee is hotness modern bardot. delicious

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