Leelee Sobieski Taunts Us With Black Spandex

If it weren’t for the deathly serious facial expression Leelee Sobieski is wearing, I would have to assume she were joking with this outfit. But that face–it’s as if she’s purposely wearing such a awkward ensemble in order to provoke ridicule from the photographers, so that she can find an excuse to punch them in the head here on the red carpet.

Alicia Witt looks smoking in her red dress–like a brainy, less slutty Jessica Rabbit. Meanwhile, I can already tell from here that opening up the thumbnails of Al Pacino can only result in his tan, gaunt face and poofy swirl of hair (whose sole purpose is to distract from evidence of his face lifts) haunting my dreams.

Sadly, I can’t resist.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

See more photos from the ’88 Minutes’ premiere (LeeLee Sobieski, Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Ben McKenzie, William Forsythe, Deborah Kara Unger, Leah Cairns) after the jump.