50 Cent Disappoints The Rest Of The World

50 Cent has cancelled several appearances in Europe that he had planned. I do like that he showed up in Springfield, MA which is like the boondocks but is flipping the bird to the continent. But could this mean since Kanye beat him that he’s actually going to retire? No, he probably had a SmartWater Glaceau meeting with Jennifer Aniston or something.

MTV News said the 31-year-old rapper canceled performances at the MOBO Awards and the Vodafone Live Music Awards, both in London on Wednesday, and a performance for MTV in Germany on Friday.

No details were posted on the rapper’s Web site, and Polydor Records, 50 Cent’s record label in Britain, wasn’t immediately available for comment Monday.

MTV said the rapper canceled the appearances due to changes in his schedule.

Kanye West took the no. 1 spot in the UK with his “Graduation” album, and Fitty took second place. So Kanye and his cranky diaper self beat “Curtis” there, too! This has to be humiliating to be a homophobe and be getting your ass kicked by a kinda gayish guy in white plastic Venetian blind sunglasses. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. You know Kanye has passed out a bro job or two in his lifetime. And yes, I meant to write “bro job”. It’s the latest thing.