5 Likely Reasons Tina And Joe Simpson Called It Quits

Jessica Simpson: Holy Boobs
Jessica Simpson carries nephew Bronx in a low cut shirt.
Jessica Simpson
Simpson tweeted from a bathroom.
Jessica Simpson's bump
The star dressed it up for a night out in NYC.
I could care less whether or not Joe Simpson has a “boy toy” on the side that made him finally agree to divorce wife Tina.  What bugs me is how much of a creeperton the former minister (and psychologist, according Wikipedia) was is and always will be.

The quote about daughter Jessica Simpson’s boobs will never leave our collective memory, unfortunately, nor will his constant presence on MTV’s Newlyweds.

We invite you to share your favorite memories of Joe Simpson in our comment section, and do launch the gallery for our take on the many icky ways of Papa Joe.