Stop acting like you don’t care! This stuff is important.
Well, stop the presses, because Miley Cyrus got the award for favorite movie actress for Hannah Montana: The Movie. Can you believe this one is still popular? I thought kids got bored quickly. I guess I won’t hold my breath for any Miley Cyrus backlash.
Selena Gomez won favorite TV actress for that weird-ass show Wizards of Waverly Place (seriously, so weird), favorite movie went to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel (how have I not seen that yet?), and favorite movie actor went to Taylor Lautner for New Moon (his fan base isn’t just cougars?), who also received half of the cutest couple award with Kristen Stewart. That’s right, they beat out Bella and Edward for the cutest couple! Silly rabbits!
Notable show event: Katy Perry got slimed. I would like to find some joy in this (I really hate Katy Perry; her music is the devil’s polka), but I feel certain that these kinds of things are set up before hand. I don’t think hitting some self-important actor with expensive clothes with slime would go down well without at least some notice.
The full list of winners is after the jump. Now look at pretty pictures of the award show!
The Winners:Favorite TV Show: “iCarly.”Favorite TV Actor: Dylan Sprouse, who beat out his twin brother and co-star, Cole Sprouse.Favorite TV Actress: Selena Gomez, star of “Wizards of Waverly Place.”Favorite Music Group: Black Eyed Peas.Favorite Female Singer: Taylor Swift.Favorite Male Singer: Jay-Z.Favorite Song: “You Belong With Me,” by Taylor Swift.Favorite Movie: “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.”Favorite Movie Actor: Taylor Lautner.Favorite Movie Actress: Miley Cyrus, who beat out Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock.Favorite Cartoon: “Sponge Bob Square Pants.”Favorite Reality Show: “American Idol.”Favorite Female Athlete: Misty May Treanor.Favorite Male Athlete: Ryan Sheckler, a skateboarder, who beat out LeBron James.Favorite Book: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series, which won over “Twilight.”Favorite Animated Movie: “Up.”Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Jim Carrey, “A Christmas Carol.”Favorite Video Game: Mario Kart