2009 Celebrity Hookups

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been hot and heavy since Sept. Flaunting their love to the masses, Perry has no problem letting us know who she’s f@*#ing. That’s right! She kissed Russell Brand she likes it! So much so, that Brand might even be ready to pop the question.

It was no surprise when Twilight co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were caught sneaking around together behind the scenes. The alleged couple have been New Moon skipping after parties and cuddling in private hotels for months now. So when will they finally take their relationship past the Edward/Bella stage? Who knows.

The newly formed couple, who I like to call TayTay or Taylor², Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift remind me of bubblegum, young innocence and PG-13 movies. The couple met while filming Valentine’s Day and appear to be the epitome of wholesome. Lautner is so chivalrous! Did you see him defend Swift’s honor on SNL?

When will these two learn? On-again, off-again lovers Sienna Miller and Jude Law seem to be on again, as they were both coincidentally in New York recently. Sienna must be a glutton for punishment! He cheated on his wife and then cheated on you! So what does she do? Invites him to spend the holidays in Barbados. DOH!

Mid-summer, forever bachelor George Clooney introduced us to his newest flavor, Elisabetta Canalis. Now going on 5-months, Canalis has accompanied him to the Venice and Rome Film Festivals, and even introduced her to mom! Does this mean ring shopping? Ha. Not just yet.

Baseball season is over and so are Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. The pregnancy rumors, the rock, the front row seats at the World Series!! How could this love not last? Because it’s Kate Hudson and it’s all about the publicity.

A match made in Slumdog Millionaire heaven, Dev Patel and Freida Pinto met on-set and fell in love. Debuting at the 2009 Academy Awards, the couple denied the romance flame. Especially since Pinto just broke up with her fiance, Rohan Antao. All aside, the award-winning movie was a critical success and the two are going strong.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski announced their engagement at the end of August. Blunt appears to have amazing cardigan wearing skills, an attribute Krasinski finds necessary in the opposite sex. Personally, I think this couple is cuter than the whole Pam, Jim, and ‘The Office’ wedding bit.

If you’re a ‘Gossip Girl’ fanatic, there’s no gossip here. Although it seemed like only rumors, cast mates Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr sealed it with a kiss at the beginning of the year. If you don’t know who they are, Westwick is one of Glamour Magazine’s “30 Sexiest Stars Under 30″ and Szohr is not. Oh well.