Archive: Jan 2009

Barack Obama Shakes It To ‘Single Ladies’

Don’t expect our new president to step out in a black unitard and heels anytime soon, but Barack Obama has admitted that he’s a fan of the Beyonce Knowles dance anthem “Single Ladies.”At the inaugural celebration attended by a host of celebs, Michelle Obama revealed her hubby’s penchant for recreating B’s trademark ditty. “Mr. President,…

Lisa Timmons |

Nearly Nude David Beckham Covers Crotch With Emporio Armani

Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling. In fact, he may have us…

Lisa Timmons |

Victoria Prince Breaks Britney’s Heart By Playing Mommy

These pictures of Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince acting all kinds of maternal with Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline can’t possibly be easy for Britney Spears to be seeing. On an recent outing with Kevin, Victoria met all of Kevin’s four children on a snowy weekend getaway on the weekend of Jan. 17th,…

Lisa Timmons |

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Shop At Their Level

Times are tough all around. Attention lampreys and political turncoats Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are also having trouble making ends meet. No one’s buying their signature milkshakes. So why not shoot their latest “surprise” phootshoot in the 99 cent store? They can make some money and get Preparation G (knock-off) and tampons (for him)…

J. Harvey |

Ladies Love Cool Clive Owen

Sin City actor Clive Owen might be married and off the dating market, but that doesn’t mean that ladies have suddenly become immune to the rugged good looks and charm displayed by the British heartthrob. At a recent visit to the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood, Clive attracted so much attention, the womenfolk at the…

Lisa Timmons |

Hayden Panettiere’s Legging It All Hang Out

After catching a clear glimpse of Hayden Panettiere’s pink whale tail yesterday, it’s starting to look as if the Heroes star is experiencing some chronic wardrobe difficulties. Just check out the frumptastic ensemble she’s sporting, complete with a plaid button-up grunge-era shirt, capri-length grey leggings and black shoes–the kind that Grandpa likes to wear to…

Lisa Timmons |

Jessica Alba’s Giftwrapped Ass

That’s Jessica Alba’s dumb tattoo. She’s in Coldwater Park with her beleaguered nanny and baby Honor Marie. Trust me, her ass is no gift. It doesn’t matter WHAT tattoo you stick on it. She could have her asscheeks tattooed with wrapping paper and it would still be Return To Sender. The attitude would ruin the…

J. Harvey |

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Stomp On Tokyo Like Godzilla

Last night was the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (aka Old Face Baby Movie) in Tokyo, Japan and the crowds outside the Roppongi Hill theater went berserk for the Beautiful Ones – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.Jolie was lovely in a black dress to complement Brad’s gray pinstripe suit. They looked like…

J. Harvey |

Lily Allen Ready For Older, Richer Men

Twenty-three-year-old Lily Allen is ready to step up her dating game.No more wasting time with these go nowhere millionaires under 50. She’s ready to graduate to billionaires in the twilight of their lives — one step away from the retirement community, two from kicking the bucket. ‘Tis the perfect age for Lily.In an interview with

Melissa Noble |

So Now George Clooney Is Dating A Game Show Contestant?

George Clooney has us all sorts of confused. One minute he’s studious and conducting lectures on the role of journalism and how it pertains to his film Good Night And Good Luck at the Newseum in Washington, DC.The next minute he’s presumably exchanging bodily fluids with Paris Hilton and getting rejected by her BFF, Brittany

Melissa Noble |

Three Martini Thursday: Lisa Rinna

We all know it’s a tough economy out there, but we didn’t realize that it had gotten to the point where Lisa Rinna has started pleading with entertainment journalists to help her find work.Paying for needles to the face ain’t cheap! We should have noticed the signs, back when she was admitting that she was…

Lisa Timmons |

Viral Video: Paris Hilton & Lady GaGa, Intellectual Giants Collide

Watch out James Lipton, Paris Hilton is gunning for your job. “You’re a fashion icon! I’m impressed,” Paris declares in a stoned voice, her eyes a-glaze while interviewing Lady GaGa, who at least has the common sense to wear some dark shades over those surely dilated pupils of hers. But still, girl just…

Lisa Timmons |

Tony Romo Pretends Jessica Simpson’s House Is His, Cheats On Her There

Oh noes. This is not a good week for Jessica Simpson.Not only is the best gig she can land a KISS Chili Kick Off Concert (tee hee), but she shows up in ill-fitting mom jeans looking like she’s wearing a fat suit. And when she finally laces up to run off the frosting weight, she’ll…

Melissa Noble |

Michael Lohan Is Blogging About Lindsay And Samantha Again

We knew Michael Lohan’s “truce” wouldn’t last long.As a big, bad blogger he’s clearly feeling lazy with the content and wants to take a little mental vacation and let his fingers run wild with a guilty pleasure.In his case? Good, ol’ whipping girl Samantha Ronson! Or SaMANtha (Nice touch!). Apparently, Michael blames (three guesses and the…

Melissa Noble |

Ben Affleck: Quiet, Romantic Family Man

Seen here in full-on Dad mode, Ben Affleck picks up his little girl Violet Affleck, relaying a note from her mother Jennifer Garner. Since mom couldn’t make it, her lookalike sister Melissa Garner came in her stead. Not just a family man, Ben’s also hard at work gearing up for promotion of his romantic comedy…

Lisa Timmons |

Brooke Shields’ Chocolate Lover

Lipstick Jungle actress, Brooke Shields, was caught making out with a man made out of milk chocolate. It was all for a Godiva promotion and the the 2nd Annual Godiva Decadence Suite in which the grand prize winner of the Valentine’s Day promotion will receive a deluxe trip for two to New York City.Along with…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Who’s The Blonde In The Alfa Romero?

Click the photo above to find out who she is.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Madonna Doesn’t Frighten Justin Timberlake

Which is, of course, a huge lie.When Justin Timberlake was interviewed by Katie Couric for the CBS All Access Grammy Special, he said that was appropriately humbled by the prospect of working with pop diva Madonna just before the two headed into the recording studio together, but wasn’t scared.Madge and Timberlake have been nominated for…

Lisa Timmons |

Mark Ruffalo & Orlando Bloom Film ‘Sympathy for Delicious’

Actor turned director Mark Ruffalo is both starring and directing the film Sympathy for Delicious, in which Orlando Bloom co-stars.These shots of Mark on the set of the movie in downtown Los Angeles are the first we’ve seen of the actor since the abrupt passing of his brother, Scott Ruffalo. And it looks like this…

Lisa Timmons |
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