Archive: Dec 2008

Britney Spears Goes International, Dates Bollywood Instructor

Whoever said Britney Spears scraped the bottome of the barrell? She’s upgraded from Paris Hilton leftover Benji Madden to Bollywood dance instructor “pin-up” Sandip Soparrkar in mere weeks. Talk about a sophisticated and varied palate. Atta girl, Brit. If you’re into international sexpots we suggest Prince Harry next. That Chelsy Davy is a prude. It…

Melissa Noble |

Michael Lohan Calls A Truce

The emotionally schizophrenic Michael Lohan (God bless his tortured soul) has declared a truce with Lindsay.Round and round we go.According to Michael ( I know, I know) he and “Linds” are patching up their latest round of white trash bashing (now with an added Michael Lohan blog feature!). Let’s just smile and nod. Samantha  Ronson

Melissa Noble |

Tony Romo Collapsed In Shower After Sunday Night’s Dallas Cowboy Game

What could have been a scary moment, turned out to be nothing much to worry about. Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboy teammates started yelling in the shower after the quarterback collapsed from a rib injury. Cowboy trainer, Jim Maurer and his staff rushed into the shower as the locker room came to a near standstill. A…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Who’s Hitting The Slopes In Aspen?

Click the photo above to find out who’s being towed.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Shirtless Prince Harry And Chelsy Davy: This Beach Is Hot

Jesus, look at him. I do declare. We have ourselves a winner. Here’s the redheaded sexy beast known as Prince Harry vacationing with that jumpoff Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. For real, he is hotness that knows no boundaries. Who cares if he’s not chiseled? It’s the hair, and the lanky frame and he skin…

J. Harvey |

Deborah Gibson: Still Youthful, Still Electric

Deborah Gibson gets a lot of guff for supposedly being a “has been” but that’s not necessarily true. She went on to make a tidy little career for herself with some Broadway appearances, some red carpet invites, and you haven’t seen her shilling Las Vegas condos on TV yet (I seriously dreaded that commercial with…

J. Harvey |

Katy Perry And Dita Von Teese Courting Good Press

Here’s Lily Allen’s favorite singer Katy Perry and burlesque fashionista Dita Von Teese accompanying Perez Hilton on a visit to famed LA gay bar The Abbey after dinner at Sur. And I gotta say, it’s nice to see the gossip beaver stepping up his clothes game. Normally, he looks like birthday cake. Katy likes cake.Dita…

J. Harvey |

Bathazar Getty To Be Written Off ‘Brothers & Sisters’

This news is really no surprise at all. According to E! Online, discussions have begun between Getty and producers on how best to ease Bathazar Getty out of the show. “He’s leaving the show,” a source told me [Marc Malkin] , adding that they’ve already ruled out killing him off.The actor is constantly pissing off

Miu von Furstenberg |

News Bites: Drew Barrymore’s On To The Next Dude

- Hasn’t she gotten through her list yet? Damn, she is a serial dater, always trying to fill that crevasse in her heart! We won’t say with what. Here’s Drew Barrymore sporting an Iron Maiden t-shirt (ten bucks she can’t name one song by them other than “Number of the Beast”), some sort of Members…

J. Harvey |

Who The Hell Is Chris Martin?

Page Six reports that Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay and Gwyneth Paltrow’s nag bag, has a problem. People don’t recognize him. Even in his homeland. He said that he took the London Tube (how green of him) to his recent concert at London’s O2 arena. Not only did no one on the train recognize him,…

J. Harvey |

Elle MacPherson: Mermodel

Check this one out. 45-year-old survivor of the model wars Elle MacPherson got all sorts of aquatically active yesterday in Sydney Harbor. Elle whipped her hair around, bared her body in a bikini during a relaxing swim, and water skied her hot cougar ass across the water. She seems a little more coordinated on the…

J. Harvey |

Tom Cruise And Kate Holmes Call In The Feds

Tom Cruise and that zombie Katie Holmes (seen here in white with daughter Suri in NYC) have apparently found it necessary to call in authorities due to reportedly receiving death threats from anti-Scientology groups. That’s no laughing matter.

“The threats are perceived to be so great that the FBI has been
alerted,” a source…

J. Harvey |

Salma ‘Second-Hand Smoke’ Hayek With Her Daughter

Ah, this brings me back. Not a day went by that RiRi and George Harvey weren’t puffing away on a coffin nail in my face as they raised me into the malcontent homosexual I am today. No wonder I got cancer! Here’s Salma Hayek, in her newest role as Suzie Smokestack, outside of Neiman Marcus…

J. Harvey |

These Are A Few Of John Mayer’s Favorite Things

So Pete Wentz (face of Fall Out Boy, nosejob wife, gave his new baby a crap name) has a blog and came up with the idea to ask some of his famous friends to chime in with THEIR year end picks for coolest shit. John Mayer’s on there, and here’s his list:5. Apple TV and…

J. Harvey |

Naomi Campbell Can Actually Smile

Model Naomi Campbell and boyfriend, Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin, are seen here on vacation with friends in the Maldives. Ms. Campbell must have received some serious gifts over the holidays to bring out a smile like that.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Daniel Craig’s Still On The Beach

Everyone and their mother flew their rich asses to St. Bart’s right after taking their Christmas tree down. From Mariah Carey to David Letterman to Daniel Craig. Why St. Bart’s? There are a million other tropical paradises to flock to. Does the island not allow anyone on who doesn’t make more than at least  $5…

J. Harvey |

Hugh Jackman Is A Hot Dad

Not caring that Australia went way, way down under, this year’s Oscar host Hugh Jackman was snapped enjoying time with kids Ava and Oscar in NYC over the post-Christmas weekend. Dressed like the first Rocky movie, People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2008 tossed his daughter around (he loves doing that) and took his son and…

J. Harvey |

Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony: Valentine’s Day (Divorce) Massacre?

Jennifer Lopez, perhaps noting the attention Madonna’s divorce has brought upon her, has reportedly decided to end her four years of marriage to singer Marc Anthony immediately after his Valentine’s Day concert at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Can someone please tell the drama mama to siddown?It gets better. Lopez will reportedly join Anthony on…

J. Harvey |
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