Archive: Mar 2008

Karina Smirnoff Denies She Traded Her Mario In For A New One

Dancing With The Stars drama! Professional dancer Karina Smirnoff is denying reports that she is doing some private dancing for her DWTS partner Mario behind the scenes. Karina is in a relationship with her FORMER partner Mario Lopez. Maybe it’s the name? We all have certain weird things that turn us on.

J. Harvey |

Audrina Patridge Pussies Up

Here’s Hills reality starlet Audrina Patridge introducing the Pussycat Dolls. Audrina was recently sighted getting some sort of atrocious tattoo, and everyone’s pretty much aware that it’s a stunt for Ashton Kutcher’s lame Pop Fuction show. Yeah, I spelled it that way, Empathize with celebrities everyone! They never wanted to be famous!

J. Harvey |

Jennifer Lopez Already Over Those Babies

Once the photoshoot check was cashed, that was it. Mama’s gotta get her ass to the hair salon! We don’t pay an army of nannies for nothin’! Here’s Jennifer Lopez out and about post-birth. She’s getting her hair did in NYC.

Those babies
are only going to be seen at pre-determined photo…

J. Harvey |

Jamie Lynn Spears Registered For Baby Swag

Jamie Lynn Spears drove eighty miles to Baton Rouge, Louisiana from the Spears family manse in Kentwood on Thursday to register her baby at Babies R’ Us. EIGHTY MILES? Was she trying to avoid paps? There’s nowhere closer to sign up for baby treasure? Her cousin, who also registered, accompanied her. Knocked up…

J. Harvey |

Talk Dirty To Me, Rikki Rocket

Photos: WENN

We have more details on the Rikki Rocket rape case. He’s the drummer for once hugely popular glam-metal band Poison, and he’s accused of rape. The incident in question allegedly took place in September of 2007 at a casino in Mississippi. Rocket, whose real name is Richard Ream (that doesn’t bode…

J. Harvey |

Who’s The Old Fart Wearing All The Bling?

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

Find out who it is after the jump.

Michael Prieve |

Thought Bubble: I’ve Seen Her Tits, Tee-Hee

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of Nicolas and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy being welcomed by Queen Elizabeth II and her husband at the Windsor castle, and the nude photo of Mrs. Sarkozy, are after the jump.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Angelina Jolie For Shiseido

Work it.

Michael Prieve |

Pam Anderson Is Invisible In ‘Superhero’

I feel like a lot of what is going on here could have been prevented by some SPF 30 here and there. Granted, she still looks better than when we saw her running around in a bustier, panties and no pants on stage in Vegas, but I can’t help feeling that her white,…

Lisa Timmons |

Tyra Banks Not Leaving ANTM, Recognizes Fierceness In Others

Remember when we were freaking out, lying prostrate on a chaise with smelling salts at our nostrils because we thought that Tyra Banks was planning on leaving her reality phenomenon, America’s Next Top Model? Well, even though we were barely conscious from the shock, we do. However, as it turns out, any…

Lisa Timmons |

Gisele Bündchen and LeBron James Vogue Cover Controversy

I think I’ve already seen quite a few sites covering the topic of Vogue’s most recent cover, featuring LeBron James and model Gisele Bündchen. And, it’s started a bit of a controversy, with some claiming that the depiction of LeBron and Giselle is racist by showing James in a King Kong-like pose, embracing…

Lisa Timmons |

Angelina Jolie’s Pregnancy Is A Little Complicated

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

For those of you who have been living in the Mariana Trench, Brad Pitt has impregnated his shadowy mistress Angelina Jolie with twins. This pregnancy isn’t going as well as Shiloh’s did. Angie is suffering from “edema or swelling, gestational diabetes, fatigue and relentless nausea.” Ugh.

“Angie has gestational diabetes,”

J. Harvey |

Dennis Quaid Isn’t Buying It

Here’s Dennis Quaid post-baby OD scare. Some dumbass fed his twin newborns 1000 times the proper dose of a blood thinner called Heparin last year and almost killed them. He’s thanking all the
medical healthcare journalists for their articles that helped him during the crisis.

“I do have a greater appreciation…

J. Harvey |

Sarah Larson Is Fun

Get it, girl! Grab it, and don’t let go for anything! Sarah Larson is George Clooney’s latest manpurse. You might remember her as the rather quiet, demure young lady on his arm at this year’s Oscars. Yeah, that’s an act. Here are some pics of Sarah getting bodied by a dude against the…

J. Harvey |

Kate Bosworth Better Give Me Back My Sparkle Socks!

Photos: WENN

Bitch, stay out of my sock drawer! Those are for my webcam jazzhands fetish show! Evil bitch! Here’s Kate Bosworth clinging to 21 co-star Jim Sturgess so she doesn’t collapse from malnutrition. What in hell is she wearing? That’s not ferosh. Yeah, I said it. Shut up. Seriously, she looks like…

J. Harvey |

Rikki Rocket Raped?

I am so blaring “Fallen Angel” right now off my iTunes. Poison drummer Rikki Rocket, 46, was arrested at LAX on Monday on a rape warrant. Win big, Mama’s fallen angel! Lose big, living out her life!

Whoa! Rocket was returning from New Zealand when he got pinched and thrown into LA…

J. Harvey |

Casey Affleck’s Family

Casey Affleck is the dark horse of the Affleck family. His older brother Ben is all white and stalwart, and Ben’s wife Jennifer is sweetness and light. Casey is the artistic, sort of oddball younger brother who’s all vegan and sort of weird-looking and brooding.

Ok, I’ll admit it. I’m still jealous…

J. Harvey |

I Guess Now We Know That You Don’t Have To Sleep With Jason Preston For Him To Tattoo Your Name On To His Body?

Photos: WENN

Miu takes up a lot less space than Mariah, or Marc Jacobs for that matter. A photo of the tattoo up close and personal is after the jump.

Miu von Furstenberg |

They Got Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty is allegedly getting into Scientology. I won’t have it. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but go back to the H bomb, Pete. Honestly? It’s way cheaper and you’re probably more lucid when jacking a needle into your arm then when you’re talking about volcano aliens and machines that read your…

J. Harvey |
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