Archive: Feb 2008

Julia Roberts Is the Best-Dressed Oscar Winner Ever

An online poll named Julia Roberts as the Best-Dressed Oscar winner for the dress she was wearing when she went on stage to accept her trophy for her part in “Erin Brockovich.” This black and white Valentino gown helped Julia edge out Halle Berry, whose beaded dress by Badgley Mishka followed close behind…

Lisa Timmons |

Nicky Hilton’s Rocking Some Amy Winehouse Legs

Nicky Hilton is leaving what looks like a restaurant, with her boyfriend, David Katzenberg, close behind her. But from the pictures I saw on the Daily Mail of Nicky walking around in shorts, I really doubt that she’s really doing all that much eating. Already a slim girl, Nicky’s legs looked downright spindly…

Lisa Timmons |

Kelly Osbourne Had A Few Too Many Pints Down The Pub

She lost all that weight, so she gets shittoed way too easy now. Bitch is drunk! That’s the worst kind of drunk, when your mouth dries up and your eyeballs won’t focus and you start sweating. Eww.

Here’s Kelly being escorted (re: carried) out of Punk nightclub in London. She had…

J. Harvey |

Mischa Barton Could Have Had Regular Employment

I assume this “For The Love Of Audrey Rose” look of Mischa Barton’s is for a movie, but she looks like a 70’s schoolgirl who’s gone a couple rounds with Satan. A little too pretty to have mean girls thrown O.B. tampons at her in the shower, but probably still getting pushed into…

J. Harvey |

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Look Like Small Town Dudes with Big City Attitudes

I love these two. She’s smart, keeps her stuff low-key and he takes care of shit when she needs him to. There’s a sex-tape that will sadly never see the light of day.

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are looking like two smooth operators in their dark jackets and sunglasses as…

Lisa Timmons |

Mary-Kate Olsen’s Googly-Eyed Glasses

This is a fantastic picture of Mary-Kate Olsen at the Giambattista Valli fashion show during Paris Fashion Week. The hyphenated half of the entity known as the Olsen twins, was rocking some super-sized specs, along with her mysterious grin. I totally want a pair of those now. They’re just so…weird. I love it.

Lisa Timmons |

Caption Janet Jackson

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of an animated Janet Jackson are after the jump.

Michael Prieve |

Courtney Cox Gets ‘Dirt’y Again

Well, a series renewal is making someone smug! Here’s Courtney Cox at the premiere for the second season of her show “Dirt” on FX. Court not only stars in the show, she’s the executive producer. She stars as Lucy Spiller, editor of a gossip rag. This season the show will continue to feature…

J. Harvey |

Nicole Richie Tricked Someone Into Thinking She Can Sing And Dance

So Nicole Richie got offered the chance to play Roxie Hart in “Chicago” on Broadway. This would be interesting seeing as I’m pretty sure she can’t act, move or sing. She like had a book ghostwritten and she’s Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, right? Isn’t that extent of it? “She’s definitely interested and weighing…

J. Harvey |

Kate Beckinsale Brings Her ‘Pharoah’s Tomb’ to The Egyptian Theatre

Kate Beckinsale looked beautiful, as she usually does, for the premiere of her latest film, “Snow Angels,” at The Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles. And I guess the location of the premiere is appropriate, given that Kate has recently admitted that she refers to her privates as a mystical location from ancient Egypt.

Lisa Timmons |

Jamie Lynn Spears Was Also a Surprise Baby

Poor Jamie-Lynn. She is over all of this mess. Here she is, picking up some stuff from Wal-Mart, while her sister goes crazy and this baby of hers continues to expand her young, teenage body and even though she had the good sense to head back to Kentwood, Louisiana, she still can’t escape…

Lisa Timmons |

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Spotted on the Beach, Frolickin’

We knew that Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were serious, but now they’ve reached a unique milestone in a celebrity relationship. That’s right, here is the first time the paparazzi have caught the two “frolicking on the beach.” They’ve already been spotted being affectionate at a club, on the red-carpet and now we’ve…

Lisa Timmons |

Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks to Make Beautiful Reality TV Together

Say what you will about Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, but these two know how to make some entertaining reality television. Between her self-important histrionics and his genius for surprising audiences, I’m expecting to see lots of cleavage, tiger-eyes and unexpected twists.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Kutcher and Banks are…

Lisa Timmons |

Justin Timberlake is Bringing Goofy and Sexy Back

Justin Timberlake is pulling out all the stops to play the character, Jacques Grande, for the Mike Meyers film, “The Love Guru.” The movie stars Meyers as a love guru named Pitka, who tries to break into the self-help business. Timberlake plays an athlete who steal the heart of the wife of a…

Lisa Timmons |

America’s Next Top Model: Who In The Hell Shows Up For ‘America’s Next Top Model’ If They Don’t Want To Sell Expensive Clothes?

Previously – It’s the tenth cycle, which means hop a subway back to NYC! Hard-nosed crazy con Marvita is back. Someone’s drinking breast milk. There’s an annoying 80s queen. One chick is using her missing clitoris as an excuse to be a bitch. So, business as usual.

I like the new,…

J. Harvey |

Janet Jackson Laughs Off Madonna Rivalry, Gives Drag Janets Advice

Janet Jackson is doing the whole promotional deal with her new album, making the regular circuit of talk shows, magazine covers and in-depth interviews. When chatting with Between The Line News, she was very complimentary when asked about her thoughts on Madonna, saying, “I think she’s done wonderful things.”

Her explanation…

Lisa Timmons |

Project Runway: Penultimate

Previously – Well, there was a reunion. And we found out that Kors finds sexy ladies to be so off-putting that he has to laugh hysterically. And that Carmen (Kelis) is still irritated. And that Victoria is still stank. And that it looks like Rami and Chris and Jack and Kevin have…

J. Harvey |

Lindsay Lohan Considers An Offer From Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner has reached that point where he should be in an Alzheimer’s ward on lock-down. He needs to have an identifying bracelet on his ankle and fighting over whose teddy bear this is. Why? Because he reportedly was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe nightmare nude photo-shoot in “New York” magazine…

J. Harvey |

Guess Who Just Got Her Hair Done

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

Find out who the lovely lady is after the jump.

Michael Prieve |
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