2007 ASL B.S. Awards: No. 6 – Paris Hilton

December 26th, 2007 // 2 Comments

We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Each day, for the next ten days we will be revealing the top ten. Here we go:

6. Paris Hilton – Seriously though, where’s the half-way house? I know Paris Hilton’s being pretty low-key these days, but let’s not forget that the woman’s had quite a year. Her jail sentence for the charges related to her DUI was whittled down to barely anything, yet she and her mother still wailed in court like she was on her way to Death Row. Finally, after being sent home for house arrest, complaining of ADD as an excuse for special treatment, she had an interview with Larry King in which she claimed to have vowed to become a more charitable, mature individual who had found God. Not that much later, she was back to doing what she does best, dancing on table tops and is now selling champagne in a can. I wonder if at any point during her promotion of the product, she reminds people to “drink responsibly.”

Check out the Paris Hilton 2007 photo gallery featuring over 60 photos after the jump. The Top 10 Bitch Slap Awards listees are here.

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. Deborah

    I really wish the media would boycott this waste of space altogether, but I suppose no bitchslap list would be truly complete without the nitwit who put the ‘tard’ in celebutard.

  2. Persistent Cat

    Don’t forget the other part of that interview where she swore she had never done drugs. He deserves to be bitchslapped for letting her get away with it.

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