Archive: Dec 2007

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Prefer the Drive Through

Vanessa: Oh my God!
Ashley: I can’t believe we went to McDonald’s?!
Vanessa: We’re soooo bad. Quick put your hand in front of your nose; they may not recognize you otherwise.
Ashley: I’ll use this McDonald’s bag. Maybe people will think I’m Britney Spears.
Vanessa: We’re not at Del Taco, that’s not gonna…

Michael Prieve |

Linsday Lohan With Some Dude On The Isle Of Capri

Remember the laugh you had when I reported that Lindsay Lohan was being honored for her cinematic contributions in Italy? Ok, you probably had to finish the 1st quarter projections or the baby got into the Christmas tree and was trying to eat that Virgin Mary ornament so you didn’t have time to…

J. Harvey |

Sean Penn’s Dinner Date Pre-Divorce Filing

So it’s fairly obvious that things weren’t well in the Penn/Wright-Penn camp before the official divorce petition. Sean was out on a dinner date with a “very young, very attractive” brunette at San Francisco’s Café de la Presse restaurant on Dec 17, four days before The Princess Bride filed for divorce. Sources say…

J. Harvey |

Tony Romo Does It Without Jessica Simpson

Hopefully Tony Romo will be able to keep his mind on the game this week. His girlfriend, Jessica Simpson will not be in the stands at this week’s Dallas Cowboy game in Washington. It’s not looking like Jessica Simpson will be in the stands at any of Tony’s future games due to the

Michael Prieve |

Britney Spears And Her Newest Confidante

Here’s some pics of the new man in Britney’s life, esteemed member of the paparazzi Adnan Ghalib. As we reported previously, Britney dragged him along with her on a wild night out on the town last weekend. It culminated in him sharing a hotel suite with her until 10 AM the next morning.

J. Harvey |

2007 ASL B.S. Awards: No. 2 – Isaiah Washington

We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Here is the rest of the top ten.

2. Dear Isaiah,

You’re kind of a dumbass, who got played by dumbasses. You…

J. Harvey |

Family Ties Theme Song

Lisa Timmons |

Who Knew Matt Damon and Robert Downey Jr. Were Friends?

Celebrities sure seem to love the tropical climates during the holiday season.
Matt Damon and Robert Downey Jr with their wives Luciana Barroso and Susan Downey take a little walk after having dinner at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami. The Italian hot spot is known for the restaurant’s ambitious menu thanks…

Michael Prieve |

Whose Sarong is Riding Up?

Photos: Flynet Onilne

Find out after the jump. Be warned, these 17 photos aren’t the most flattering.

Michael Prieve |

Miley Cyrus Wants People To Get Their Minds Out Of The Gutter

Miley Cyrus spoke to NYC radio station Z100 about some pictures taken of her and a pal sharing a piece of candy mouth to mouth. Miley says “it’s nothing bad” and “it’s two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that’s bad, then what is the world coming to?” Well…

J. Harvey |

Angelina Jolie Voted Top Humanitarian of 2007

No matter how much you may hate her, Angelina Jolie’s good works keep on getting noticed. Jolie was voted the top celebrity humanitarian of 2007 by a Reuters poll, due to her work as a U.N. goodwill ambassador and for raising awareness of the suffering in Africa. Following Jolie was Bono, Archbishop Desmond…

Michael Prieve |

Brandy Got A Pass

That must be a relief. Brandy won’t have to face charges in that car accident she was involved in last year. Brandy’s car hit the vehicle of Awatef Aboudihaj. Who didn’t survive. The woman’s family is currently suing Brandy for millions. Reports say that another car sideswiped Aboudihaj’s car, and she hit the…

J. Harvey |

Who is Jennifer Anitson’s Latest Mystery Man?

Jennifer Aniston and BFF Courteney Cox, Courteney’s husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco arrived in Mexico for their annual New Year’s celebration. This time, Jennifer may have brought along a mystery man. She’s rumored to be pregnant (her rep is saying no), so could he be the babydaddy? Anyone have any clue…

Michael Prieve |

Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant?

Note the question mark. Britain’s The Daily Mail is reporting that Nicole and her husband, rehab veteran/country singer Keith Urban, are expecting. This is probably good news for her, seeing as her wacky ex-husband Tom Cruise has turned her adopted kids against her and has them calling his current wife Katie Holmes “Mom”.

J. Harvey |

2007 ASL B.S. Awards: No. 3 – Lindsay Lohan

We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Here is the rest of the top ten.

3. Dear Linds,

My, how you’ve grown. We left “The Parent Trap” behind long…

J. Harvey |

Lily Allen Says Something Halfway Intelligent

Normally Lily Allen is one of those celebs that confounds me. As in, how come I liked her disc so much but find her to be kind of an ass? How does that work? Anyway, the newly pregnant Ms. Allen the newest Harrods sale the other morning and was asked about whether or…

J. Harvey |

Brangelina Helps Out New Orleans’ Economy

Here’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt checking out Little Pippen, a children’s clothing store in New Orleans. They’re really enjoying their home away from home there. Wouldn’t it be totally freaky if you were behind the counter, snapping your gum and folding onesies, and these two popped in? I’m jaded but I’m not…

J. Harvey |

Goa Is The Place To Be

Here’s Paris Hilton looking sorta decent but veering a little into RIngling Bros. Barnum & Bailey territory on a night out at Goa recently. Goa has replaced Les Deux and Winston’s as the place to be seen lately in LA. Paris and her ilk keep rolling up in there, as well as the…

J. Harvey |

Hopefully She’s A Better Director Than Actress

Madonna’s directorial debut, “Filth and Wisdom”, will premiere at the Berlin Film Festival in February. Considering her illustrious film career, I wouldn’t have high hopes for an Oscar winner. I can name two movies where she wasn’t bad. “Desperately Seeking Susan”, where she basically played herself. And “Dick Tracy” where she basically played…

J. Harvey |
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