Archive: Dec 2007

Refined Lady

There’s New York with her new piece, Tailor Made. Damn, she’s classy. Nothing like a drunk chick wearing her breasteses up to her chin, clutching a beer bottle and flipping people off while her boyfriend goes for the reacharound. And reacharound in this case is accurate because there isn’t a more trannielicious woman…

J. Harvey |

Gisele Bundchen Is No Different Than The Rest Of Us

Gisele Bundchen says she has the same insecurities we do. And days when she looks into the mirror and is all “ugh, do I have to go and take pictures today”? Of course I’m sure it helps that she’s a friggin’ millionaire supermodel who could afford a completely new face if she wanted…

J. Harvey |

Celebrities Flock to the Cathouse Grand Opening

How many Britney Spears disses do you think Kevin Federline threw out at LAX this past Saturday night? Despite Kfed, Brody Jenner and Paris Hilton hogging the spotlight at LAX and at the Luxor Hotel’s Cathouse opening in Vegas this past Saturday night, there were plenty of other celebrities who were there as…

Michael Prieve |

Local Blogger Does Good

When I’m not making up news, sometimes I’m making news. OK, very rarely, but since one of these rare occasions occurred over the holidays, I felt it was worth mentioning. Recently, I was interviewed by my good friend, Allison Bennett, who writes for the Savannah Morning News about the silly way that I make a…

Lisa Timmons |

Heidi Montag Puffs Em’ Up

“Hills” denizen Heidi Montag is still hanging out with her ex-fiance Spencer Twat..I mean Pratt. Heidi and Spencer are the proud recipients of one of our patented A Socialite’s Life Bitchslap Awards this year. M.s Montag appears to have gotten her lips done. Nothing on her is real anymore. Anything natural has been…

J. Harvey |

Hova’s Wait for His Club to Open is Ovah

If 2008 is half as successful for hip-hop mogul, Jay-Z as 2007 was, then he’ll have reason to be smiling all year long. The latest venture Jay can add to his resume is his club 40/40, which just opened in Vegas. His girlfriend, Beyonce, was looking all Diana Ross from the late 70s…

Lisa Timmons |

Someone’s Having a Fake Relationship

Which actor on a hit show, who has been in a fake relationship for the publicity, enjoyed an undercover date with his boyfriend recently at Paris Commune in the West Village? (Gatecrasher)

Which supposedly rehabbed star has been stealing minibar bottles from her friends’ hotel rooms to stash in her purse…

Michael Prieve |

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Busy Lips

Lindsay Lohan’s new addiction appears to be Italian men. See these three guys? They each got to enjoy some lip-locking with the young starlet, within 24 hours of one another. On a trip to Capri, Lindsay met up with Bachelor#1, waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, pictured far left. The two hit up a film…

Lisa Timmons |

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Still Doing Whatever It Is They’re Doing…Together

I like this picture of Reese Witherspoon and what I’m assuming is her undercover-love, Jake Gyllenhaal, because it looks like she’s ordering him around with the point her of finger and I have a feeling that’s how she feels most comfortable in any relationship. Oh, I know that’s not fair, considering that she…

Lisa Timmons |

Guess the Weave

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Find out who she is after the jump.

Michael Prieve |

Jessica Alba Needs To Make Up Her Damn Mind

Photos: Flynet Onilne

Do you want to be photographed or not? Is it the clothes? I wouldn’t want to be see in that busted hat either. Here’s Jessica Alba trying to shield a zit or something from public view. Give it up, weirdo. Jessica, knocked up and engaged, has some advice for young…

J. Harvey |

The Person Who Takes The 2007 ASL B.S. Awards Number One Slot Is …

Britney Spears! We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Here is the rest of the top ten.

1. Dear Britney,

2007. It was your year. The year of the hillbilly. The…

J. Harvey |

Britney Spears Drives Crazy, Beats Lohan for Film Role

Just take a look at that ratty mess of hair. It looks like two rats in heat had their way with each other up in there. Or maybe her hair’s all knotty because she’s been driving with the windows down. The pop star was recently begged by the paparazzi trailing her to slow

Lisa Timmons |

Awwwwwww!

Look at the little darling! I’m almost paralyzed by all the cuteness! I just want to watch her throw her sippy cup at the wall and make her laugh with funny faces. Here’s Jennifer Garner and the adorable Violet Affleck. Violet just won Cutest Celebrity Baby in a Parade.com Pop Culture poll. As…

J. Harvey |

Kevin Federline Parties Like a Responsible Parent

Check out this meeting of the minds. Kevin Federline is in the midst of his ongoing custody battle with Britney Spears, with his ex-wife’s deposition to take place at the beginning of next year, but he doesn’t let all that litigation get in the way of a good time! Woo hoo! Time to…

Lisa Timmons |

Caption Giorgio Armani

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

There’s more Giorgio Armani after the jump if you’re up for it.

Michael Prieve |

Music in the Morning: Against Me! – ‘New Wave’

Against Me! recently released their video “New Wave,” and it’s chock full of live footage.

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Sienna Miller Celebrates Her 26th Birthday With Paparazzi Fracas

Photos: Splash

This time it wasn’t Sienna Miller herself that tangled with the paparazzi, it was her boyfriend Rhys Ifans. Despite the scuffle, Sienna managed to get her party on (when doesn’t she?) with celebrity friends Keira Knightley, Rupert Friend, Kate Moss, Will Young, Kate Moss, Davinia Taylor and fashion designer Matthew Wiliamson.

Michael Prieve |

Hayden Panettiere Joins Lindsay Lohan at Capri Film Festival

Because Hayden Panettiere is so well known for her film work. Hayden didn’t go to the festival with Lindsay Lohan, she was just seated next to her to provide the above convenient photo op. This evening Lindsay Lohan is set to receive an award for her contribution to cinema.

Michael Prieve |
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