Archive: Jun 2007

Paris Hilton Ditches the Black Wig and Straw Hat and Dons a Bikini

And heads to the beach. It’s about time that Paris Hilton took to the beach. Despite her reported weight loss in jail, she’s looking pretty damn good.

(Splash)

More photos of Paris Hilton and her bikini bod after the jump.

Kimberly London |

Julia Roberts’ Son Henry Make His Debut

Or at least his foot does.

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Kimberly London |

Celebrity Buzz Meter for June 29th, 2007

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Paris, Britney, The Spice Girls, Paula, a golfer, a couple douches and few more attention getting celebs make up this weeks Celebrity Buzz Meter. Oh, and we also had a visit from Racism.

Wayne Ford |

Friday Five: J. Harvey’s Top Five

Things are heating up here in Los Angeles, with the summer fast approaching and that bikini in the back of your closet looking at you with those judging eyes. Stop that, you polka-dotted, hateful bitch! And so, to distract you from the evils that lurk in our closets, J. Harvey is here, providing…

Lisa Timmons |

Friday Five: Lisa Timmons’ Top Five (Nina Raci Rules!)

It’s been a tough week covering Planet Trashbag. Lisa was front and center, covering Paris Hilton’s release and her subsequent televised pack of lies on the Larry King show. It takes a strong woman to be able to withstand all the cheese and fakery and bring it to you fresh and with a…

J. Harvey |

Wait A Sec…

(Flynet)

Was Our Lady of the Cheese Doodle railroaded into rehab? Was she actually just depressed and her Moms and K-Fed shoved her ass in there? Will Elizabeth finally tell Lucky that Jason is the baby’s father? Sources are saying that Britney might not have been actually drinking and drugging when she went…

J. Harvey |

I Know You’re Probably Over This, But We Insist

As you may or may not have noticed, we do have something of a Bennifer fetish…or would it be called Garfleck? Sigh. We’re sorry we just subjected you to that, but for serious, the Garner-Affleck crew seem to be enjoying themselves quite a bit in Hawaii and the way we keep posting these…

Lisa Timmons |

Crazy Astronaut Lady Says There Was No Diaper

The crazy astronaut lady traveling cross country to kidnap or kill her romantic rival wasn’t celebrity gossip. It was better! And one of the best details about the whole sordid story was Nasa maniac Lisa Nowak wearing a diaper on her cross-country trek to cut a bitch because she didn’t want to waste…

J. Harvey |

Paula Abdul is Exhausting!

– If I was exhausted watching Paula Abdul on “Hey Paula,” I can only imagine how exhausted Paula Abdul really was.

– Who would have thought that making comfort food healthier could go so wrong? It did on this week’s “Top Chef.”

– America gets things very wrong on “So

Kimberly London |

Don’t Fly With Penelope Cruz

(Splash)

Was she panicking because she has no idea what she’s famous for besides dating everyone? Do you know? Penelope Cruz had a major freakout on an airplane on Thursday, causing a grounding and some luggage being tossed around.

Penelope Cruz had a panic attack onboard a Continental flight from Newark…

J. Harvey |

Get Your Own ‘Hairspray’ Autograph

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Kimberly London |

Pink Taco Opens

Here’s pics from the opening of the newest Pink Taco restaurant. Hola D List! The guy who runs it is Harry Morton, and he used to get with Lohan. Hopefully the tacos aren’t modeled after hers. I’m sorry, you can’t call your joint Pink Taco and expect classy comments.

The rock…

J. Harvey |

Eve Pleads No Contest

must wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet for 45 days after pleading no contest Thursday to driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit.The rapper-actress was not in Superior Court when her attorney entered the plea to a single misdemeanor count. Under the plea agreement, a second count of driving under the influence was…

Kimberly London |

Calum Best Has High Hopes For Himself and Lindsay Lohan

out Posh and Becks, Calum Best reckons he and wild-child Lindsay Lohan are the new couple on the block – and he wants to launch a perfume with her.The 26-year-old lothario jets out to LA to see Linds for her 21st birthday on Monday.He’ll also be working on his second fragrance and skin care…

Kimberly London |

Quick Hits: One Last Trip to the Schoolyard

goodbye my studio 60…

Kimberly London |

Germany Finally Gives up and Agrees to Embrace the Crazy

(WENN)

Tom Cruise will most likely be granted permission to shoot his WWII drama in Germany, refuting widely-held rumors that the Scientologist actor had been banned from filming in the European country. At the beginning of this week, Defense Ministry representative, Harald Kammerbauer had said that Cruise and company “will not be allowed…

Lisa Timmons |

Britney Spears to Copy Katie Holmes’ Look

So isn’t she really copying Victoria Beckham’s look? Regardless, Britney wants to reinvent her look, and she’s looking to Katie Holmes’ recent fashion choices to help her figure that out.star Britney Spears wants to reinvent her look – and hopes to take inspiration from the clothing choices of actress Katie Holmes. The (I Got…

Kimberly London |

Paris Triples Larry King’s Usual Audience

As much as American audiences seem to be over the Paris Hilton media saturation, approximately 3.2 million of them tuned in to see her talk to Larry King about her newfound principles and to claim that no, she had never used drugs and never drinks. And strangely enough, about 2 million members of…

Lisa Timmons |

Kristy Swanson Talks Food and Fist-Fighting

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Kristy Swanson told People magazine, “I am not a homewrecker,” claiming that before she and her “Skating with Celebrities” partner, Lloyd Eisler, had ever even met, he and his wife had engaged in a split from one another. At the time the two became romantically involved, Eisler’s then-estranged wife, Marcia O’Brien, was…

Lisa Timmons |

Michael Jackson Clears Up Some Stuff

These crazy, rehabbing starlets think they have it so tough with the media scrutiny. Well, ol’ Michael Jackson is here to show them what some vintage crazy looks like. This is a man who had theories floating around involving Liz Taylor, a chimpanzee and alien corpses. Crotch shots are mere child’s play! Since…

Lisa Timmons |
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