Archive: May 2007

Jessica Alba is Kinda Annoying

Jessica Alba gave an interview to Parade in which she tells us the usual bullshit – I’m not pretty and the photogs suck and yadda yadda yadda whinecakes. Quit it.

On the paparazzi:
“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job.

J. Harvey |

Vanessa Williams Tangles With Dognappers

(WENN)

Sometimes the sun goes ’round the moon! Sometimes you’ve been writing so much about Lindsay Lohan that you will take the first non-Lohan story that comes up! Even if it’s about a disgraced Miss America and her paranoia about a potential dog-napping cult. The “Ugly Betty” diva’s dog recently disappeared and Vanessa…

J. Harvey |

Jordin Sparks Likes Her Own Curves

“American Idol” cutie, Jordin Sparks, says that it took a long time for her to reach acceptance of her body shape, and that winning the nationwide talent search that has made her famous didn’t hurt.

“I think it really helped boost her self-esteem and made her realize she’s beautiful as she…

Lisa Timmons |

Remains of the Day: Heath Ledger Scares Us

New photo stills from the upcoming Batman flick “The Dark Knight” leaked online. They appear to be of Heath Ledger sporting a clown mask. [Popoholic]Photographers caught Amy Winehouse sporting some massive hickeys on her neck this week. Luckily, they distract from her gigantic weave and missing teeth. [CW]John Krasinski from “The Office” put on his…

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Paula’s Former Flunkie Wasn’t Having It

Earlier today, we reported on that CRAZ-ZAY conference call Paula Abdul had with her “American Idol” people, in which she put former PR guy Howard Bragman on blast for not accompanying her to a taping of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Bragman is speaking up, and setting the record straight. Paula sounds like the…

J. Harvey |

Jennifer Braff, Amore Fashion Goddess, On NBC

Jennifer Braff is a hot commodity. The Playboy model and fashionista extraordinaire was snagged by Amore Fashion to represent their lines of clothing, jewelry, bathing suits and other Amore goodies. The spokes model has also joined in on reality tv fun. “The Age of Love” is a fresh new show that asks the…

Cara Harrington |

Ronald Reagan’s Daughter Has A Message For You, Lohan

(INF)

Patti Davis, authoress and daughter of Ronald and Nancy Reagan, wrote a commentary about the recent rehab trend among fame victims for Newsweek . And in it, she writes about how she considers treating rehab like a strategic career move to be “practically blasphemous”. Preach on, Patti!

“How lucky these celebrities…

J. Harvey |

Caption Jessica Biel

More of Jessica Biel after the jump.Jessica is on the set of her latest film, these aren’t candids.

Jessica Marx |

Rihanna Knows Firsthand That Crack is Whack

With her new album, “Good Girl Gone Bad,” 19-year-old R&B singer, Rihanna, simply wanted her image to change from the “innocent, generic shell” that she felt she had been previously presenting to the world into a more mature perception. However, she’ll probably be careful not to go so “bad,” that she ends up…

Lisa Timmons |

From Producer Sherwood Schwartzkopf

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Christina Aguilera Stinks

Here’s Christina Aguilera, thankfully having retired that Bugle Girl from Company B shtick she’s been flogging all over lately. I’m over it. Bitches are bitching that her new scent smells like death .

Market research groups who tested people’s first impressions of her new range – called Simply Christina – labelled it…

J. Harvey |

What’s Up With Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen?

(Flynet)

These two are dating, right? Or is he her secretly gay compadre? Because I can’t think of any other reasons for the two of them to be out and about doing some serious domestic shopping. I feel like I’m so behind on what they’ve been up to. My problem children, Lindsay, Britney,…

Lisa Timmons |

Celebrity Daughters on the Cover of a Magazine

Shiloh Nouvell Jolie-Pitt, and errr, Celine Dion’s son Rene Charles.

Jessica Marx |

Maroon 5 Are a Hit!

1 on the U.S. charts Wednesday, while veteran rocker Ozzy Osbourne scored a personal best with his first release in six years.Maroon 5’s “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long” sold 429,000 copies in the week ended May 28, according to Nielsen SoundScan data. The group’s prior best sales week came in December 2004, when its…

Jessica Marx |

Rosies Are Red, Violets Are Blue

I know that title made no sense, but I’m just trying to get into the poetic state of mind that has Rosie O’Donnell producing poems at about the same rate that I churn out bad jokes. O’Donnell recently penned a little something on her blog about her recent visit to the acupuncturist for…

Lisa Timmons |

Leonardo DiCaprio Gives Syracuse a Thrill

http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=5ac6ecc8-e59f-4c47-a35e-c2159032dd07&rss=112We’re learning more about actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s quick trip to Syracuse over the weekend. We know his girlfriend was at the BC restaurant in Armory Square filming a movie.Leonardo DiCaprio is a world-famous actor, he’s worked with top directors and dates models and actresses, so it’s only natural he’d come to Carousel Center to eat…

Jessica Marx |

Mischa Barton Still Detoxing From Cisco Adler

(Flynet)

Even though the relationship between Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler, who will forever be known to me as the guy with elephant testicles, has supposedly been over for months, Mischa still tries to reach out to him, much to the chagrin of her parents. When Barton was rushed to the emergency room…

Lisa Timmons |

ASL’s Letter From The Editor, Lisa Timmons

State of the Blog Address

What’s the best part of a three-day weekend? The four-day work week that follows it, of course. I’m hoping you all enjoyed the Memorial Day Weekend festivities. Personally, I was doing some undercover work in Laguna Beach. OK, I lie. I went there to hang out with family and…

Lisa Timmons |

Fashion Disaster: Nicky Hilton

Is it possible to have the last name Hilton and a sense of fashion? The Editors’ interpretation of Hilton fashion after the jump.

Cara Harrington |
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