Archive: Feb 2007

Eddie Murphy Says He Meant To Leave Oscars Early All Along

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Eddie Murphy, still basking in the glow of being relevant again, issued a statement through his rep that he wasn’t being huffy after losing the Oscar. He lost to Alan Arkin. Eddie’s camp says that he always meant to leave early anyway. Nice save, Ed.

“Eddie had always planned on…

J. Harvey |

Katoria Hit Spago

We have decided to christen BFF, Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham aka Posh, Potie.

Jessica Marx |

Remains of the Day: FHM Readers are Idiots

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The readers of FHM magazine clearly lost their collective minds; in a reader’s poll, Kimberly Stewart was voted “World’s Most Eligible Bachelorette.” Barf. [CW]Non-shocker of the day: George Michaels recently admitted he’s addicted to marijuana. [Celebitchy]Pink’s resemblance to Matt Damon is really uncanny. [DH]Pamela Anderson would like you to give up your…

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Amanda and Peter From Melrose Place Stage A Sexy Reunion

Totally hot. Aaron Spelling is smiling down from TV Mogul Afterlife, and it’s not because his daughter’s about to spawn. It’s because the hottest celebrity ever Heather Locklear is towing around Jack Wagner! Screw David Spade’s whiny girl-ass! This is one for the ages! Amanda Woodward reuniting with the guy who tried to kill her…

J. Harvey |

ASL Party Post: World Poker Tour

WHO: World Poker Tour

WHAT: Celebrity Poker Chic

WHERE: The Haven House

WHEN: February 22, 2007

WHY: To benefit the arts education and advocacy programs of The Creative Coalition

CELEBS: Joe Pantoliano. Jennifer Tilly.

Last week, I attended the World Poker Tour at the Haven House. Haven is a…

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Body Buzz: Delta Zeta Sorority: Kicks Out “The Socially Awkward Sisters”

For many, sororities are for women who want to be a part of a sisterhood. Through the help of the organization, one may participate in campus activities, community service and of course the be a part of the social scene in college. I was in a sorority in college and it was the greatest time…

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Crazy Visits Other Crazy In Rehab

(Flynet)

Britney’s got herself a celebrity sponsor – Daniel Baldwin. Didn’t he just skip a court date for plowing into cars whilst high on the yay? Maybe that’s settled, because he went into Promises rehab in Malibu to visit Britney and lend support . Uh, thanks. SECURITY!

Britney Spears has found an…

J. Harvey |

You Spin Me Round: Arcade Fire – ‘Neon Bible’ Review

Back in the day, music fans lined up at Tower Record or the Virgin Mega Store at midnight to get their paws on the latest hot disc. Things changed a bit since then; the advent of online music forced bands to be more creative in getting the attention of music buyers. The latest release from…

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Katie’s Leash Hurts Her Neck

Acting like a better Stepford Wife than Nicole Kidman ever could, Katie Holmes was doing the red carpet at the Oscars, looking like Tom Cruise had forcibly dragged her all the way from the tiny Amish community from whence she came. Refusing to take pictures without him, Katie allowed herself…

Lisa Timmons |

Paris On The Move

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The Human Fly took her Greek shipping heir for a spin. Seriously, watch out – she’s had “a margarita.” And some weed. Didn’t she swear off sex for a year? You know she’s getting explored in that backseat later. I can smell it. *shudder*

(Mavrix Photo)

More photos…

J. Harvey |

The Celebs Love Their Customized Clothing

With the Grammy’s and Oscar’s passing, high fashion in celebrity life is upon us. Who’s wearing whom and when they wore it, and has it been worn before? Honestly, it’s almost comical how a celebrity now will “shout out” her designer like a rap artist shouts out his group before a song. However, with…

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Paris’ Monkey Had Discerning Taste

Acting out the way a lot of us secretly wish we could, Paris’ former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, escaped the bronzed clutches of her owner by biting and scratching Paris until she was finally forced to visit the hospital for a tetanus shot. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained video of Paris’ former pet…

Lisa Timmons |

Fashion Disaster of the Day: Sylvia Miles

Yes, she’s a theater legend, but bad fashion is bad fashion. The editors have their say after the jump.

J. Harvey |

Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 19 – “Exposing Myself For AIDS”

Congratulations to all the Oscar winners! But the truth is that we’re all winners here at Liquid Lunch because we’ve now got plenty of Oscar shenanigans to talk about. Ellen’s pantsuits got us talking, as well as the MONTAGES, the winners, the parties–we just can’t stop talking about it–the dresses and the speeches.

Lisa Timmons |

Quick Hits: Get Your Very Own Bald Britney Doll

You know you want one. [PITNB]David Beckham is the new Details cover boy. [popbytes]Jessica Biel downplays her booty. [Hollywood Rag]If you missed last night’s “Prison Break,” Just Jared has all the details. [Just Jared]Celine Dion perks up her breasts. [CityRag]Pink goes to the beach. [IDLYITW]Rose McGowan is looking a little affected. [Hollywood Tuna]Jack Nicholson shaved…

Jessica Marx |

Posh On TV

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The Beckhams have barely just settled in here in Los Angeles, but Victoria has already landed herself a deal for a reality show with a major network. The negotiations were handled on Posh’s end by the former Spice Girls manager, Simon Fuller, who spoke with London Lite:

“The Americans were falling…

Lisa Timmons |

Caption Keira Knightley

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Someone has lost a puppy perhaps? More Keira glumness is after the jump.

Jessica Marx |

Blind Items: Gays Gone Wild!

Which coked-up, oversexed celeb, not previously linked with guys, gave a pleasant surprise to a visiting gay New Yorker in the backyard of a pre-Oscars party in l.A. Friday night?

Which two male TV actors (one of whom is married) were making out in the bathroom of the Vanity Fair Oscars…

Jessica Marx |

Eddie Murphy Not A Happy Camper

Eddie Murphy was PISSED (yes, in all caps just like that), when Alan Arkin walked off with the award for their category of Best Supporting Actor and the comedian ended up being a no-show at the parties. According to TMZ:

Several sources report that Murphy was a real…

Lisa Timmons |

Brad Pitt Gives Oscar The Cold Shoulder?

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Is Mr. Pitt involved in a lover’s quarrel with the gold statue whose name I’m assuming is Oscar? He was noticeably absent from the awards ceremony, especially since he starred in “Babel,” nominated for a Best Picture, and he had a hand in producing “The Departed,” the film that ended up snagging…

Lisa Timmons |
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