Archive: Apr 2006

America’s Next Top Model: THAILAND!

We live in a world in which a closeted cult leader has auditioned actresses to be his girlfriend, brainwashed and impregnated one with sperm that is SO not his, and is now going to keep the baby and toss her traumatized ass out into the street after forcing a gag order on her – and…

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Party Patrol: ‘Across The Hall’

The most notable stars were Will Janowitz (The Sopranos), KayGee and Treach (Naughty by Nature), Jim McCaffrey, Andrea Roth and John Scurti (“Rescue Me”) and Pras (The Fugees). Queen Latifah and the always-fabulous Gastineau Girls (that was sarcasm) were supposed to attend, but were no shows.My favorite celebrity there had to be Treach from Naughty…

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Caption It! #124 Contest

The week is over, and you have another chance to win a polo shirt from our sponsor LeTigre. The person who emails the most clever and/or funny Caption It! response will win a LeTigre polo!

So, here’s what you need to do… put on your thinking caps and email your captions to…

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Gael Garcia Bernal Is AnOtherMan

Just because.

We do have a few Gael Garcia Bernal films to look forward to this year. The King, in which he stars as a Mexican-American looking for his father, and The Science of Sleep in which he plays insecure young man who lives in his dreams as much as in…

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Kylie Minogue Is Back In The Studio

It looks like Kylie Minogue is well on her way to recovery. She’s been making appearances, attending events, and now she’s back in the recording studio. Along with working on the new album, Kylie’s scheduled to perform a few concerts at the end of the year in Australia and she’s said to be…

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Quick Hits: Sienna Miller To Launch Jeans Line

Why, oh why? We’ve got Victoria Beckham’s jeans line, Brandon Davis’ jeans line, and now fucking Sienna Miller’s jeans line. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! [3am]Snoop Dogg’s little British Airways mishap has gotten him banned for life from British Airways flights. [FemaleFirst]The lovable Bonnie Fuller is so wise. “The more you accomplish in life, the better you’ll feel about…

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Advertiser Spit And Polish

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Teri Hatcher Is Luckless

The poor thing. First Teri Hatcher reveals she’s had sucky relationships, then she suffers and eye injury on the set of Desperate Housewives, and now she’s accosted by the paparazzi.

Teri Hatcher was cornered in an office building Wednesday by paparazzi, on her way to an eye doctor. Hatcher was swarmed by…

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Tom Cruise Goes Shopping

Who knew Tom Cruise was one to get all tingly in his nether regions to drop a press conference and go on a shopping spree? It looks like Tom just wanted to mingle with his public. We have to say that we are happy he’s pushed his bangs to the side.


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Have A Socialite’s Night

Los Angeles:

Friday: The Coachella Music Festival kick-off party will be held tonight at an “undisclosed desert location” somewhere outside LA. Even though it sounds like an eerily like the beginning to an episode of CSI:, the promise of free booze might be enough to calm your nerves. [Link]

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Juanes Quote Of The Day

“I’m not the new Ricky Martin.”


(Source: The Sun) …

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Blog Dish: Michael Jackson And Paula Abdul Were Separated At Birth

The Brazilian Idol tryouts are pretty much the same as the American Idol tryouts – a showcase for bad singers.

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Fashion Fix: Grapevine Gossip Is Lighting Up My Bat Phone

I heard today that the Donatella is not considering Lindsay Lohan for Versace. Even Matthew Perry steers clear of trainwreck that is Lohan. The world can take a collective sigh of relief.

The grapevine is also whispering that Denise Johnson is leaving Liz Claiborne Inc.

Burlesque queen Dita Von Teese will…

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Kelly Osbourne And Kevin Zegers

(Images via Saving Face via I’m Not Obsessed, who pointed out the hooker in the top left hand photo.)

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A Devil Wears Prada Sneak Peak

I would have liked to see Meryl Streep be a tad icier.

(Via Made In Brazil) …

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Michelle Pfeiffer Is Making A Comeback

Michelle Pfeiffer braved the Scottish climate yesterday to unveil her costume for fantasy film Stardust.Michelle, 47 – who plays witch Lamia in the new Hollywood blockbuster – was beaten back to her trailer by the rain on her first day on set at Kinlochewe in Wester Ross.But yesterday, a gap in the clouds meant she…

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Would You Like A Corpse With That Pizza?

Domino’s delivery man transported pizza, corpses in same carAPRIL 27–In what will surely repulse Pennsylvanians, a Domino’s delivery man used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn’t using the vehicle to bring pies and Cheesy Bread to pizza enthusiasts. Last Friday, a Lower Southampton Township Police Department officer pulled over a…

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Package Watch: Hugh Jackman As Wolverine

So which is the real thing?

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Nibbly Things: More Trouble For The Baldwins

Daniel Baldwin has been arrested on charges of possession of cocaine. He and a friend were arrested at the Ocean Park Motel in Santa Monica, California. The Baldwin’s just can’t seem to get it together these days.

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Blow Out: Jonathan Does Hawaii

Written By Meredith T.

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