Archive: Sep 2005

Caption It! #87

Miu von Furstenberg |

When Celebrities Age

It’s not a pretty thing.

(Thanks to S.R. for the photos.) …

Miu von Furstenberg |

New York’s Top Hooker Arrested

There is a time and a place to discuss work. New York Magazine may not be the place to do it.

A $2,000 (1,137 pounds) an hour prostitute known as New York’s No. 1 Escort pleaded not guilty on Thursday to charges of money laundering and prostitution that stemmed from her bragging in the…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Advertiser Meadows Retreat

Thanks to our sponsors who felt it was the right time to take a little break from things. There tireless work on keeping an eye on Kate Moss, so we don’t have to, is truly appreciated. Interested in helping us keep up with Kate? There’s more info here.


Miu von Furstenberg |

Nibbly Things: John Roberts, Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole Smith, John Roberts.

John Roberts has taken the oath and is now the youngest Supreme Court Chief Justice ever. This means that he’ll get to meet Anna Nicole Smith. Although, I think she would have preferred meeting the late William H. Rehnquist. [AP]It’s the Tyra Banks/Jennifer Love Hewitt boob Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]What’s an edite? Something that Tom DeLay

Miu von Furstenberg |

Nicole Richie Gets Dinged

Her car that is. I’m sure the paparazzi were involved some how. …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Tara Reid Brings Out The Guns For Arena Magazine

Mmm. Tara’s sexy side. That’s something that we so rarely see. Bravo to Tara for being so brave. …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Story Time With Janice Dickinson

Once upon a time, there was a model who was young and beautiful. She worked steadily, slept with hundreds of men, snorted more coke than Kate Moss’ body weight . . . …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Sweetie, It’s Just Hair

I finally watched this weeks past episode of America’s Next Top Model. Oh my God. If murder were legal, I’d off Cassandra in a split second. What an annoying woman. The woman wouldn’t stop crying over the loss of her hair. Girl, you didn’t lose it through radiation therapy, you’re on a reality…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Charlize Theron Recieves Star On Walk Of Fame

Charlize Theron gets all choked up over her star. Actually, that’s kind of nice to see. She strikes a pose that fans of Valerie Cherish, and The Comeback, are familiar with.

Don’t you remember when really old celebrities only received them. At this rate, Dakota Fanning could receive one any day…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Caption It! #86

Miu von Furstenberg |

Lindsay Lohan Goes For The Mall Hair

Not quite, but could her hair get any bigger? She’s all dolled up for the filming of a new music video on 26th Street and 6th Ave. in New York City. …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Kate Moss In Rehab

Our prayers have been answered. Kate Moss is in rehab. The question is, who is she in rehab for? Her career, the public, or herself? Is the poor thing being persecuted (get you Kate Moss T-shirt at World of Found).

Drug-shamed supermodel Kate Moss has checked into a top US rehab clinic.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Quick Hits: It’s All Angelina Jolie’s Fault

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t blame Brad Pitt for the divorce, she blames the she-devil Angelina Jolie. [Star]It looks like rap star Lil’ Kim is enjoying prison after all. “I am in general population at FDC and I have adjusted to the facility and to my fellow inmates, who are all cool people. [IOL]Madonna parks anywhere she…

Miu von Furstenberg |

Who’s Dating A Zebra?

Ooops. It’s actually Charlotte Church.

(There was a little mistake in the title of this post earlier). …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Dozens Of People Have Been Fired For Outage

This is what happens when too many people love gossip.

Miu von Furstenberg |

Who’s Your Daddy?

Miu von Furstenberg |

Stop Violence Against Women

Too bad the big pussy didn’t get jail time. Lisa Regina, the former fiance of Sopranos star Vincent Pastore, Big Pussy, strolls along the streets of New York in a white top with the words: “Stop Violence Against Women.”

(Images Courtesy of Splash News) …

Miu von Furstenberg |

Nibbly Things: Star Jones – You’re Fired!

If you missed all the tears that were shed on this weeks America’s Next Top Model. You missed a river’s worth.

Miu von Furstenberg |
Page 1