Archive: Jun 2005

Caption It! #24

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Quick Hits: The All-New Martha Stewart Catchphrase

Martha Stewart’s catchphrase has been revealed. It will flow right off of your tongue. [Bloggy McBlogalot via Defamer]What would it look like if Mary-Kate hung out with Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Adrian Brody on a British sidewalk? [Verbose Coma]What would you look like if you were caught having sex in a car. Not pretty.

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When A Beehive Won’t Attack

If you need visuals. A beehive hairdo will not send a tiger into attack mode.

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Shooting Up During A Police Chase – Why Not?

I guess he wanted to go out on a high note. Queue canned laughter.

A man wanted on a variety of traffic violations in Mineral County led officers on a chase to Missoula County, where he apparently slowed down long enough to inject himself with cocaine before surrendering at a roadblock.
“I guess…

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Author Terri McMIllian Set To Divorce Gay Husband

I guess Terry and her man grooved to a different beat.

Author Terry McMillan has filed for divorce from the man who inspired the 1996 novel “How Stella Got Her Groove Back,” which chronicled the romantic adventures of a 40-something woman who falls for a guy half her age.
In papers…

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Nice Rock

Whose finger is it attached to? Find out after the jump.

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Does Tom Cruise Like To Play With Matchboxes?

Or would you like to play Tom Cruise for the Xbox? You must cherish every Tom Cruise moment, because the promo blitz for War of the Worlds has almost ended. There is War of the Worlds related news; it seems that Tom does believe in aliens after all.

There have been some juicy…

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The Gays And Bobby Brown Are Coming

Now don’t get all dirty on me. They’re coming to a television near you. Tomorrow is the debut of Logo (and Q Television) and Being Bobby Brown.

Logo, MTV Networks’ long-planned basic-cable channel, is scheduled to launch Thursday in 10 million digital cable homes in 22 top cities.
The 24-hour,…

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Nibbly Things: Jennifer Tilly Wins Ladies Night

Actress Jennifer Tilly won the Ladies no-limit Texas Hold ‘Em event at the World Series of Poker — the first time a celebrity has won an event at the famous tournament. She’s my hero. [USA Today]Backstreet Boy Nick Carter has been ordered into rehab. Maybe the next time Nick drinks, he’ll make sure he doesn’t…

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Ashlee Simpson Tweaks It

All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me. …

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Quick Hits: Celebrities Celebrate Diamonds And Disease

[Radar Online]Michael Jackson is wanting $10 Million to tell his story…. She’s pimping her new book that is “Morally Repugnant, Wildly Entertaining,” [Gothamist]Everyone wanted to know who designed Posh Spice’s dress?… [Style.com – thanks to Wendy]A humorous (be nice) look at the Oprah/Hermes controversy.

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Caption It! #23

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Psychiatrists Are Pissed At Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise didn’t think that the APA would site idly by and let him discredit their profession, did he? The Nazi-Science reference hasn’t done Tom any favors either.

“It is irresponsible for Mr. Cruise to use his movie publicity tour to promote his own ideological views and deter people with…

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Mischa Barton And Brandon Davis Go To The Beach

After the jump you will understand why Brandon is rarely shirtless.

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Peeping Tom Was A Peed On Tom

If you’ve recently eaten or are about to eat, please refrain from reading this story.

A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin…

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Avril Lavigne Engaged To Sum One

I honestly don’t understand why these young kids are getting married. Twenty. No. Enjoy your youth, live a little, don’t waste it on what is going to end up in divorce.

Over the weekend, Sum 41frontman Deryck Whibley asked for tie- and tank-top-sporting Canadian rock chick Avril Lavigne’s hand in marriage,…

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The Paris Hilton Bump

Paris is having one big laugh at the media right now.

These recent shots of America’s favourite celeb show more than a slight bump in the tummy area… So, is Paris Hilton pregnant?
There has been speculation since she was spotted with a bit of a rounded tummy earlier this…

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Nibbly Things: Colin Farrell Favored To Be Next Celebrity Arrested

US bookmakers are pegging Colin Farrell as the next major celebrity to be arrested. [BreakingNews.i.e]Well, well. Rapper Eve is the latest celebrity to have a sex tape surface. The footage, which we’ve seen, shows Eve and her then-boyfriend, Bad Boy Entertainment producer Stevie J., making use of a sex toy. You may view the action…

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Emaciated Lindsay Lohan Collapses

We don’t think she’s quite on her death bed yet, but it sounds like it could be any day from this report.

Super-skinny star Lindsay Lohan prompted yet more fears for her health after she reportedly collapsed at her LA gym. The Mean Girls star was halfway through an hour-long spinning sesh when…

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Paula Abdul And Corey Clark: Together Forever

After being out of the news for at least a month, Corey Clark and Paula Abdul’s sad selves return to the headlines. I’m not sure what the odds are of this, but they’ve both made news (albeit, lame news) on the same day. Are you ready? Corey Clark got into a food fight (yes a…

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