Archive: Jan 2005

Michael Jackson Trial Set To Begin

Well, I guess this will be the “trial of this century.” As Jacko prepares for his day in court, he released a charming video statement on his website.
In a brief video statement the singer condemned recent media leaks in his case as “disgusting and false”.
“I have great faith in our…

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Another Tara Reid Bomb

Tara, what big guns you have.

Even Tara Reid knows that Alone in the Dark sucks.
Just three hours before the movie’s premiere party at Quo the other night, the pixie actress had the press unceremoniously disinvited. Not that it mattered ? ink-stained wretches slipped through anyway. The one person who didn’t…

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The Corsair Presents The Triple A

The Corsair Presents: The Corsair 25, “My Annual Census of the 25 Most Annoying, Alarming, and Appalling People, Places and Things.”
A sampling from part one:

23. Calvin Klien.

Inherent loathsomeness: 7/10

Media Saturation: 7/10

Misdeeds: … Fires Janice Dickinson for taking Quaaludes before fashion shoot, saying, menacingly, “you…

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Jennifer Lopez Turns To God

She could use all the help she can get in terms of her film career and improvement on the “singing voice.” But no, she’s turned to God for what Brad Pitt so desperately wants, a baby.
The booty-licious one has created a shrine at her Long Island home featuring a 17-inch Our Lady…

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Nibbly Things: Mike Piazza Marries and More

Mike Piazza Marries Former Playmate
No, not a former member of the Mets. He married former Playboy Playmate and “Baywatch” star Alicia Rickter. [AP]
Sundance Tipping And Gift Bags
The gift bags are worth $6,000, and the tipping consists of cash and marijuana. [Page Six]
LIza Entertains The Crazies
She regaled fellow patients, nurses and…

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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Singing “My Boo”

Brad And Jen Sing Usher’s My Boo As only the folks at Liquid Generation could do.

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Alleged Robber Calls Victim for Date

SheFinds Shops the web So You Don’t Have To! SheFinds editors read the fashion pubs, scope out the streets of New York and scout the stores to find out what’s worth your while. Then they surf the web for style finds and put them at your fingertips when you subscribe to the signup.html…. From new…

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Pin The Tail On The Sponsor

Thanks to our sponsors A Socialite’s Life can now afford to throw the staff a full-blown Super Bowl party.

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Comment Policy

Due to some recent comment abuse, A Socialite’s Life has drawn up a comment policy. Read and be warned.

A Socialite’s Life loves our readers, and loves our readers’ comments. However, A Socialite’s Life is a private website, and we reserve the right to delete any comments we find offensive. We strive to maintain…

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Carson Daly’s Sporting Some Wood

The tool sports a tool.

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Not attractive in the least bit.

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Nibbly Things: Olsen Twins Activate and More

Olsen Twins Take Control Of Media EmpireAnd watch it quickly disintegrate.

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Listerine Drinker Pleads Guilty to DUI

Oh, this is just plain sad.

A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

Police said Carol A. Ries, 50, of Adrian entered guilty pleas Jan. 20. to operating a car under the influence and following too…

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Hot 97’s Miss Jones Assured Herself Of A Place In Hell

Not anymore. Bitch. Or at least for now. Miss Jones has been suspended.

The “Tsunami Song” is probably one of the most offensive pieces of trash that I’ve ever heard in my life.

The piece used racial slurs to describe people swept away in the disaster, made jokes about child…

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Irv Gotti Surrenders To Police

“They don’t call it gangsta rap for nothing–the thug image isn’t accidental,” New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said at a press conference Wednesday.

Kelly added that “this is not an indictment of rap music. If you’re involved with money laundering or drug dealing or committing murder, we’re coming after you, irrespective of…

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Nibbly Things: Debbie Gibson Spread’s ‘Em and More

Out Of the Blue, Debbie Gibson Will Strip For Playboy
By sheer coincidence Debbie will also drop a new CD. [E Online]
Security Guard, Not Christian Slater Involved In Knife Attack
Well that’s no fun. [AP]
Star Jones Stages The View Sickout
Sadly it was only for one day. [Page Six]
Former NY Mayor Ed

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The 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004

Just a sampling:

50. Ann Coulter – Coulter plummets down the list as she slips into irrelevance.

47. 50 Cent – Sole credential for being a rapper, aside from his affiliation with Dr. Dre, is having been shot several times

29. Michael Savage – Will say anything to get attention, and then…

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Project Runway’s Morganza

Unprofessional on TV, unprofessional off TV. Who would have thought.
MORGAN Quinn, the naughty Next mannequin who is wreaking havoc on Bravo’s “Project Runway,” snarled a shoot for Carlisle clothing last week. Our source says that an hour after she was supposed to be there, the flighty Quinn called from her cellphone to…

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Sundance Photoblast

Lot’s of snow induced craziness captured on film by the folks at phototopia. See David LaChapelle krump, Jenny McCarthy chill, Jamie Bell hang, and my newest crush, Jim Galasso (pictured below, sucking) suck.

[photo via phototopia] …

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Dave Navarro and Courtney Love Dicuss Weight Gain

Dave and Courtney discuss her fatness on Dave’s radio show. It went a little something like this:

Courtney: So when?s the fat thing going to end?
Dave: When you stop eating.
Courtney: I?ve never been this fat in my life.
Dave: You need to stop eating.
Courtney: Did this happen to you when you…

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