Archive: Jul 2004

Send Me Your Dirt

I need your help. Due to my hectic lifestyle, I simply just don’t have the time to read every newspaper and magazine, visit every website, or be at every social function. So I’m asking you to help me out. A new email link has been created for you, my faithful readers, to send me any…

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Lenny Kravitz’s Pad Back on Market

No wonder Lenny got laid so often. He has a beautiful loft, which is now back on the market after the latest deal fell through. I could definitely see myself getting busy with the old Lenny in that scrumptious dwelling. That is now out of the question, due to Lenny’s hair that is…

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Nibbly Things: Kimora’s Mug Shot, Demi & Ashton, Elijah Wood’s Midget & More

> Kimora Lee Simmons Mug Shot
While the Kabbalah braclet failed to ward off the evil police, it did provide her with a beautiful free set of head shots. [KTB]
> Demi and Ashton May Wed In Israel
Moore and Kutcher are planning to get married in a Kabbalah ceremony in Tel…

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On Sale Now At Wal*Mart

Not to be out done by Target for selling the Kabbalah red string bracelets, Wal*Mart goes one further.

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Kimora Lee Simmons Arrested

Well this made my day. Uber-bitch, Kimora Lee Simmons was charged with eluding a police officer, possessing marijuana (under 50 grams), careless driving, operating a vehicle while possessing a controlled substance, tail-gating and having a taillight out. While the marijuana possession is harmless (tip – always have a servant transport your stash in another vehicle),…

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Brando’s Snip, Coulter’s Canned, Usher’s An Idiot and More

> Brando Got Cut at 60
And not in the muscular defined way. Ouch. [NY Post]
> Ann Coulter’s Democratic Convention Column Cancelled
She reportedly didn’t hold up to USA Today writing standards. That’s just plain sad. [USA Today]
> Courtney Love Gets 18 Months in Rehab
I feel sorry for the…

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Welcome Home Mary Kate Olsen!

Why not celebrate your release with dinner and a movie!

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Nibbly Things: Paris, Nick, Martha, Christina, Lindsey, Ashlee, & More

> Paris Hilton and Nick Carter End Love Affair
A nation can’t believe they lasted seven months. [loose lips and hips]
> It’s good to be Douglas Faneuil
Catty star witness in Martha’s trial doesn’t receive jail time. [Reuters]
> Martha May Enter Prison Early
Finally, the woman’s thinking straight. [AP]

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Where’s Britney?

Apparently the Kevin and Britney love to frolic on balconies.

Why does Kevin have that creepy smile on his face? Where did Britney disappear to? See all the scandalous photos via vividblurry. …

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Nibbly Things: Kiefer Strips, Soho House Leaks and More

> Kiefer Sutherland Strips
Somehow he seems to prefer drinking in or near bars with an abundance of men. [AP]
> Robert Evans To Divorce Again
At this point why even bother getting married anymore. [AP]
> Soho House Has a Leak
Some how I don’t think there was a light summer…

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Britney’s Fiance’s Ex-Girlfriend Gives Birth To Second Bastard

Congratulations must go out to Kevin Federline, Shar Jackson, and Britney Spears on the birth of Kevin and Shar’s second child, and Britney’s future stepchild!

Actress Shar Jackson, who played Niecy on Moesha during that teen sitcom’s 1996-2001 run, went into labor at an Orange County, California, hospital, People magazine said. Federline, a dancer,…

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Jenna Bush Sticks Tongue Out at Media

You’d never see Alexandra Kerry do that. …

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Nibbly Things: Ben Affleck’s Dick, Ghost of Mariah Carey and More

> Ben Affleck Shows His Stuff To Christina Applegate
Ben’s dick. That’s hilarious. I find so much humor in seeing a man’s penis. [The Corsair]
> The Ghost of Mariah Carey
Haunts Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears. [sturtle]
> New York City Celebrates Target Opening
Chloe Sevigny will show up for anything,…

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Nibbly Things: Jacko’s Powerful Sperm, Pamela Anderson Writes and More

> Jacko’s Got Some Powerful Sperm
He may be having (has fathered) quadruplets. [The Absurdist]
> Pamela Anderson: Writer
Kind of. She had a ghost writer for her novel “Star.” I smell a Pulitzer. [NY Post]
> Kirsten & Jake Break Up
We’ll see if this rumor holds up. If it’s true,…

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Martha Stewart: The Leftovers

As usual The NY Post is not subtle, and neither is Martha. She compare’s herself to Nelson Mandela

“There are many, many good people who have gone to prison . . . look at Nelson Mandela,” she said. Stewart also said she can survive prison life. “I’m really a good camper,” she…

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Nibbly Things: Demi Preggers, Britney’s Pissed, Kimora Lee Simmons Talks and More

> Is Demi Moore Preggers?
Defamer seems to think so. [Defamer]
> Britney’s Pissed (Not Drunk – Upset) With NY Post
And probably with me since we stated that she was sipping the whiskey and not ginseng. [USA Today]
A WB Talk Show Starring Kimora Lee Simmons
With Jules Asner (snore) and Cynthia…

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New Blog Linkage

Here are some fantastic blogs that I’ve added to the sidebar. Visit them, read them, revisit them.

Anonymous Outsider
Banterist
Break Up News
Cup of Chica
Exceptional Medicrity
greek tragedy
Jak’s View From Vancouver
KTB
loose lips and hips
Night in the Big City

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Nibbly Things: Martha & Britney Unloading Property, Fabian Basabe, & More

> Marha Stewart’s Unloading Penthouse
She’s going for something a bit smaller. Possibly 8 by 10. [Curbed]
> Courtney Love Deemed a Threat to Other People
Tell me something I didn’t know before. [BBC]
Britney Spears Has Cellulite
She’s in for a rough hall. [Pop Culture Junkies]
> Mary Kate Olsen Extends

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Britney Spears Discovers Boyfriend, Kevin Federline, Has a Penis

Once more, Britney Spears shows us what a mature woman she has become. Don’t they ever go inside? [via Superficial and The Sun] What is with them cavorting on that balcony all the time. Apparently they want the whole world to see how much they are in love. Kevin’s little cash cow is…

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