You’re a rich girl. She’s the one on the right. This photo was taken circa 1990.
Gianni Versace’s niece Allegra Beck turned 18 on Wednesday and took possession of the inheritance from her late uncle — half the fashion house. The 50 percent stake in the company had been held in…
If it’s in Star Magazine it must be true.
Nothing is ever as it seems. While I do feel some sympathy for the teen tyke in her struggle with anorexia, there is no sympathy for being a Coke freak! That’s so ’80’s. She looses points with all the hipsters (if she had…
> US Transfers Power Over To Iraq
Now get out, and let them fuck up on their own. [Chicago Tribune]
> Courtney Love’s Five Hours Late For Court Appearance
It just keeps getting better and better. [Reuters]
> Catherine Zeta Jones’ Stalker Apologizes
Catherine accepts the apology, and gives the stalker Star…
Ah. What a joyous announcement! However, a few questions remain to be answered. Will the engagement turn into an actual wedding? If so, will this marriage last more than 55 hours? Why did fiance Kevin de-beautify himself? Does Britney actually know what the concept of marriage means? How does Kevin’s unborn child feel…
Tween girls obviously have no perspective or sense of what is real or a joke. For a fabulous laugh you must read the comments on the following post, “Mary Kate Olsen Has Eating Disorder Because Ashley Ate All Her Food.” I personally don’t remember being that delusional or
My favorite of the comments:
If it’s in The Sun, it must be true.
It’s official — the Irish badboy is very, very well hung. The bad news is his manhood is so big it had to be axed from nude scenes in new movie A Home At The End Of The World. Boo hiss — I…
> Bill Clinton Makes Book Sales History. 400,000 copies sold in one day.
This time he didn’t have to sleep with an intern to do make history. He just had to write about it. [AP]
> Pat O’Brien Goes Off on Shaun Robinson
Wow. Who knew the Patster had it in him? Read…
We should have seen this coming. If anyone has seen photos of the Olsen Twins lately, you could see something was obviously up. While Ashley has become freakishly huge, Mary Kate has been suffering.
According to Mary Kate’s therapist’s sister’s cousin’s housekeeper, Ashley has been secretly stealing Mary Kate’s food for years.
> Summer Reading: I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass
Read all about Ms. Bradford’s purportedly autobiographical account of a colorful sexual encounter with the famed actor. [Boing Boing]
> Britney in Tears After Mom Hits Paparazzi with SUV
The photo is another must see. [Gawker]
> Is Demi Moore Pregnant?
Why do the women of LA love Uggs so much? They are so fucking Uggly. Why anyone would choose to wear a furry, tan boot in 90 degree weather is beyond me? Everyone knows that once Britney Spears starts wearing an item, the trend must die!
I must also go off…
Let’s just file this in the just plain sad department. The remaining members of Australian pop/rock group INXS, are shopping a reality show created by Mark Burnett, in which they will have an American Idol type contest to find a new lead singer for the group. Why can’t people just let bands die?
My brush with reality television.
If any of you have seen Blow Out, that new reality show on Bravo. I saw Jonathan, shopping in Prada (which kind of surprised me because he doesn’t seem like a Prada person to me) the other day in Beverly Hills. Not looking so good. He was either really…
This will hopefully make all those “know-it-all” designers choose there words carefully when commenting on potential clients about their existing decor (this man was obviously completely wacko, but still).
A South African man told a court how he hacked to death his interior designer because she criticized his decor, local newspapers reported on…
> According to Candace Bushnell “Women don’t need to go down on their knees, to get a roof over their head anymore.”
If I had only known this yesterday. [NYP]
> Kimora Simmons
Reading her beads. [The Corsair]
> Viggo’s Ex Get’s Money Hungry
It’s a bitch when you become successful.