I only pulled out a few hairs, and only consumed one martini during the conversion to Movable Type. I think everything is good to go. Let me know if anyone sees something that is off.
Regular posting will resume tomorrow!
UPDATE! Sorry about the lack of archives yesterday.
Miu’s making the move to Movable Type. The site may be down for a day or two, so bear with me. I’m hoping everything will go smoothly. Not being the most technically adapt individual, this could be a challenge.
Pray for me, have a drink for me – preferably a martini (although I’ll…
> Colin Farrell Rejected By Boyband
He wasn’t picked to join the Irish boyband Boyzone. I’m really having problems picturing Colin Farrell in a boyband. I guess he would have been the Robbie Williams of Boyzone. [thisislondon]
> Janet Bleeped For Saying “Jesus” on Letterman
It probably happened because the CBS censors thought…
I was really wondering how someone could get busted for having hemorrhoids. I thought maybe he did something in rage, which was brought on by some painful hemorrhoids. Obviously not though. I’ve learned my lesson to read the article and not just the headline.
The stripper/firefighter was busted when Customs officers discovered…
So it is true that Whitney has left rehab five days after checking in. As I said earlier, what a stupid, stupid woman. I think Whitney’s needing a new spiritual advisor. I love it when publicists cop out and say their clients only have had addiction problems with prescription drugs. An addict is an addict.
> A Crying Bobby Brown Heads Back To Prison
He can’t pay child support because he has no job or income. That’s just plain sad. [BBC]
> Robert DeNiro’s Dad’s Sexcapades & Robert’s Pursuit of Whitney
Daddy bagged Jason Pollack. Robert’s probably happy now he never did Whitney. [NYP]
> Richard Simmons…
Jennifer dumped him – he’s all ours. …
(This shot was taken just prior to the accident. Apparently, Paris’ cousin Beirut (pictured to the right), is about to smack some sense into Paris).
Paris was thrown from a horse while filming her “reality” show “The Simple Life 2.” She was airlifted from some remote location (typically…
> R Kelly’s Florida Charges Dropped [E Online]
Let’s hope the Chicago Police Department did a better job than those Floridians.
> Claudia Schiffer’s Stalker To Be Deported
Those crazy Canadians. [AP]
> Lisa Presley Said Michael Was Not Inappropriate With Kids
Perhaps in his everyday existence, but that’s another matter. [AP] …
Dionne Warwick’s Psychic friends predicted she would go into rehab. That was five years ago, but hey, at least she’s finally there.
Now all she’s got to do is remain in rehab. I’m talking about a good two month stay. If she’s out in less than a month, she’ll be back to her…
> Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth is really a bitch.
The only advantage for her to run for congress, would be for the public to find out Omarosa’s dirty (I’m sure you’d need tons of bleach to clean it) laundry. [NewYorkish)
> Princess Di Screwed Pricilla Queen of the Desert Actor
Nice to hear the girl…
Martha Stewart is coming out with a series of Inspirational and Self-Help Tapes:
“How To Make Friends With Classless People”
“Lesbian Love: A Beginners Guide”
“Ten Things Not To Do During an FBI Interview”
“How to Lose Everything and Still Live Happily In Denial”
“Living With Florescent Lighting” …
> David Forced Liza To Wear Fur
That bitch! [NYP]
> Tom Fires Publicist Pat Kinsley
Scientology has gotten the best of him once more. [NYDN]
> Britney To Create Perfume and Makeup Line For Elizabeth Arden
Now there’s two names you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence. [AP] …