15 Year Old Miley Cyrus Has The World On A String

Hold on to fifteen as long as you can, Hannah, changes come around real soon make you strung out and clutching a Red Bull can filled with vodka. Miley Cyrus celebrated her 15th birthday on stage in her hometown of Nashville Friday night. Miley plays Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel and she’s HUGE. There are moms tearing each other’s mom haircuts out in the streets for tickets to her “Best of Both Worlds” tour. Seriously, I don’t get it. She’s like a schoolgirl by day but a secret agent rock star by night and she wores an assortment of wigs and lip synchs songs she didn’t write? Ok. You never know what will appeal to the tweens. And I guess her dad Billy Ray Cyrus tours with her ass, because he came out to do a duet. You know he’s thanking Satan for somehow manuevering his daughter into show business. “Achy Breaky Heart” was long time ago. MIley kissed the crowd’s collective asses.

“I’ll tell you guys that my main wish when my parents asked me, ‘Miley, what do you want for your 15th birthday?’ The only thing that I had to say was, ‘I want to be here at home with Nashville and all of you guys,’ ” she breathlessly told the crowd, who erupted into screams.

The bleeding Jonas Brothers were her opening act. She intro’ed her Dad by saying he was her best friend. That’s sweet, but a trained psychologist would have a field day. That can’t be healthy.

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