Damn! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World told Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” that the Jolie-Pitts might want as many as fourteen children! Double damn! She wouldn’t be saying that if they came out of her dilation area. That would be one tired opening. Angie’s getting in Mia Farrow territory. Thankfully, Brad’s not the Woody Allen-type and won’t be dating any of his adopted children.

On Thursday’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart wondered how many kids Jolie wanted in all, asking: “How high we going, you think?”

Replied Jolie: “It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14.” The audience howled and Jolie laughed, and Stewart said, “Wow, I’ll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my ass.”

Jolie quipped: “Yeah, I understand that. Four is kind of kicking our ass, but we kind of feel like, ‘Damn it, we’re up for the challenge!’ ”

Adopt the world, Angie! Jolie also talked about how she was banning certain news organizations and putting the kibosh on certain questions being asked at the premiere the other night. Angie blamed it on her rep and called it “excessive”, saying she wouldn’t have put it out there. All I wanted to say is that in solidarity with Angie’s attempts to adopt the world, I am adopting a nineteen year old blond blue eyed German named Sven who benches 225, plays rugby, and isn’t afraid to cry in the arms of a queer troll Irish gossip blogger.


See Angelina Jolie’s interview on “The Daily Show” after the jump.