10 Celebrity Scientologists

May 23rd, 2011 // 7 Comments

So the world was supposed to end this past weekend. Some guy named Harold Camping, who has his own radio show, predicted that Saturday was Judgement Day. But 6 p.m. (predicted rapture time) came and gone and nothing happened.

I’m surprised there weren’t any celebrities out campaigning on behalf of Camping. Celebs are notorious for believing in crazy things. There’s a reason they call it Hollyweird, you guys. Just take Scientology for example.

Scientologists believe in Xenu, the supposed leader of the Galactic Confederation who transported people to Teegeeack (Earth) about 75-million years ago in space ships. No, really. Look it up.


So anyway, we found 10 celebrity scientologists for your reading pleasure! Launch the gallery to check them out.

By Alexandra Finkel

  1. Dr. Teresa

    10 front Group Mediocrities! total mediocres. LOL Let’s call it like it is. Schillers for the Office of Special Affairs (the real operation of the Scientology corporation”) Google it! OSA Office of Special Affairs. Scientology Black Propaganda! wooo hooo!
    It’s not a matter of religion, people have a problem with the criminal front group!

  2. Dr. Teresa

    They are kinda gross yes because they support Scientology Black Propaganda and try to destroy good people. Very very vicious group. Look it up.

  3. jeffstildon

    Eewww. How weird I never knew but notice that Jenna Elfman, Lisa Marie Presley, Kirstie Alley, Greta …all look VICIOUS MEAN!! check it out =0
    The men look pudgy crazy. And where’s the real talents?

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    Martin Brandow
    Commented on this photo:

    Peaches Geldof is no more a Scientolopgist than a house brick is a brain surgeon.

    Also, Xenu is not the “God” of Scientology,. He is one of its mortal enemies. In cult scripture, he is responsible for mass murder on a scale of many billions, and the souls of these murdered aliens (blown up in volcanoes) supposedly infest our bodies and cause us many of our present day problems.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Scientology scripture does not have a god with a name. That’s a misconception. Scientologists believe in a higher spiritual being, a concept that embraces all life.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Ignore the author of this column.

    Notice she didn’t write, “I can only imagine what it must have been like to be on The Sopranos and not be Italian.”

    What a dipstick.

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